Your life called. It wants a roast.
Turn your habits, dilemmas, and questionable decisions into a personalized AI roast—with one useful takeaway hiding beneath the burn.
Try one roast free. No card. You choose the heat.
The wise part
Every punchline ends with something worth doing.
The Roastwise promise
Personal, not generic
Your context shapes every line.
Funny, not needlessly cruel
You set the heat and keep control.
Useful after the laugh
Each roast lands on a practical next step.
How the burn works
Brutal clarity, generated responsibly.
Roastwise turns honest context into a joke you will remember—and advice you might actually use.
Built for self-aware humans
Use it on your procrastination loop, dating patterns, career indecision, fitness excuses, or any other recurring plot twist.
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Tell Roastwise what is going on
Drop in the messy context: your habits, goals, current dilemma, or the story your group chat keeps bringing up.
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Choose your heat level
Go playful, pointed, or extra crispy. The roast adapts to your details without losing the useful point underneath.
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Get the joke and the next move
Receive a sharp, personalized roast followed by a practical takeaway you can act on after you stop laughing.
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Share the damage
Turn the best lines into a clean, share-ready result built for friends, chats, and social posts.
Pick your poison
Pricing without the punchline.
Start with one free roast, subscribe for regular interventions, or grab credits for a group.
First Burn
Test the heat before you commit.
$0to try
- 1 personalized roast
- Playful heat level
- Useful takeaway
- Share-ready result
Roastwise Plus
For recurring reality checks and better punchlines.
$8/month
- 20 roasts each month
- Every heat level
- Longer, more detailed roasts
- Share-ready formats
Party Pack
Bring structured chaos to the group chat.
$12one time
- 10 roast credits
- Use them for anyone
- Every heat level
- No subscription
Questions before combustion
Know what you are getting into.
Enough introspection. Make it funny.
Get roasted. Leave wiser.
Give Roastwise one honest detail and get back a memorable reality check.